Why not pop down to Kelham Island on the 30th of Nov to the 1st of December to let Sheffield’s own Fagan and Nancy pick a pocket or two. Whether you want to barter on the price of a butter knife, cut the price of a pair of scissors or fork out for an antique fork, they will have something for you on the Portland works stall.

Keep your silk hankies well hid though

Who knows Oliver himself may turn up

Seriously all proceeds will go to a great cause. We are custodians of our city’s heritage, and we want to hand it over to the next generation in a good state with your kind help